This website is our attempt to help our “Awkward Uncle” get his online store up and running.

We have had some success with online marketing, and hope to help the old guy get a sale or two.

He claims any money that comes his way will be spent on “good causes“, but knowing him, he’ll probably donate it to his favorite trinity, “Sex, Drugs, and Rock-n-Roll“.

Regardless, we hope our attempts here give you a chuckle or two, and failing that, that you find something actually useful or interesting buried in his shop.

Happy browsing!